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I officially watch too much What Not To Wear. About twenty percent of the people I see on a daily basis receive this outfit conclusion: "UNACCEPTABLE." An example? Here is the CU frat girl uniform: flip-flops, sweatpants with either the CU logo or "juicy" on the ass (from the Onion: Pants Attempt to Convey What Owner Can't), and those big-ass sunglasses that go from your hairline to nostrils. Heads-up, ladies: those make you look like bugs. and not sexy bugs, either. just bugs.
I also have a huge problem with girls wearing leggings as pants. Yesterday it was a bit chilly and I wore a pair UNDERNEATH my jeans to keep me warm. and yet some girls wear them as though anything that is normal to wear underneath pants is an option for wearing without pants.

Everytime I pass Arby's, this quote from Bart on the Simpson's runs through my head: "I"m so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"

I also passed a house the other day that had a dumpster in the yard with a sign that said "Dumpster for hire or rent." Now, rent I understand, but can you really HIRE a dumpster? "I hired this dumpster, but for some reason all it does it sit there! lazy son of a bitch. I'm definitely cutting his benefits."