good times.

L: "Aren't these just the cutest little jelly jars?"
R: "I've seen cuter."


"You know, I've been wanting to buy a ceramic pumpkin, but I think I'll shop around."
-R


"Death Marshmallows!"
-R


Some girl on campus, talking to another girl: "You have to put the pictures on Facebook, otherwise it's like it never happened."


"Health is red, mana is blue, doodeedoo, i love you."
-nerdy boyfriend : )


"I'm crotchety, in more ways than one."
-Buck 65


"America is so accepting. I hate it."
-Nathan


" 'Redic' embodies all that is wrong in this world. That and animals wearing clothes."
"My dog wears clothes!"
".....I hate you."
"Well it's not my dog, it's my mom's dog..."
"Seriously. I hate you."


"Oh shit, the cops!!!!!"
-the cops in Superbad


drunk horny girl: "i'm so wet..."
awkward highschool guy: "yeah, i know, in health they said that would happen...."
-Superbad