it came up a few weeks ago when i was joking around with my boyfriend ("YOUR FACE" style) and then he said: "Oh yeah? Well if you were a guy you'd have a tiny cock."
............
And now i understand why this smallness-thing is a biiiiig insult to guys.
I got angry.
I got defensive.
I started telling him all the reasons that if i HAD a penis, it would be GINORMOUS. (that word is in the dictionary now, fuck you spell check!)
so, just to clear everything up:
If i were a guy, i'd have a huge cock.
That is all.
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