BED OF EVIL AND LETTUCE!

When i was on the bus the other day i was reading the sign above the front seat that says to get your big 'ol butt up and move if some old person wants to sit there. but they don't say "old person." they say say "elderly persons." but i don't call my dad an "elderly person." I call him an "old person." I think he appreciates my honesty.

at a thrift store yesterday, my boyfriend found a video entitled "Evolution: Anti-God Religion of Death."

I started laughing, and then I saw that it was serious. It was, in fact, christian religious video. Wow, Blogger says with its fierce, cruel red underline that that is spelled wrong...because it's not capitalized. EFF YOU, RED LINE--i see you sitting under "eff."Taunting me. LEAVE ME BE!!!

On the cover, a happy Adam and Eve chilled in the happy Garden of Eden. On top of a pile of human bones that took up two-thirds of the cover.

One word*: wtf?

*acronym

So: Summer. The best and the worst things about summer is the change in my sleep schedule. Instead of going to bed at midnight and tossing and turning for a while, waking up at 7 and then sleeping in til noon on weekends.....oh summer. During the summer, I have teh freeeeedom to go to bed at 4 AM and sleep til....4 PM. Oh yeah, in case you ever need to defeat me in a battle, know this: My superpower is that I can sleep for 12-14 hours at a time. every day. YEAH, BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!!

/don't call me before about 2. kthxbai.