Because we can say "that really pissed me off" or "that scared the hell outta me" but how could we possibly combine them? "that pissed the hell off outta me." "that pissed the crap outta off me." too many prepositions!! (why are they called prepositions? because they are positioned before. Japanese has postpositions! yay!) Steve's favorite: "that pissed the crap off me."
Anyway it took me like two days of thinking about this and giggling quietly to myself before it came to me: "that pissed me the hell off!"
I have strep throat. whine whine whine. actually it's not so bad now that i have ibuprofen to lessen the swelling in my lymph nodes, which were so swollen that drinking water felt like swallowing shards of glass. trying to sleep last night sucked because i was constantly waking up and thinking "my goodness, this really is quite excruciating" and although i couldn't explain or reason it then or now, all night i kept thinking i had to sleep in a certain way to avoid the pain. but i never could figure out what it was. was it lying on my side? nope that sucks. on my back? nope. anyway i'm enjoying taking some time off school to dick around on the internet and OH MY GOD i got an A on my physics test. I FUCKING RULE!!!!!!!!! and the class average was a D. IN YOUR FACE!!!!! yeah bludgeon. what. now there's some motivation to do shit you hate/suck at. because when i get an A in Spanish, Chinese or linguistics, i'm like "yeah whateva" but physics?? i get a problem right all by myself and i do a screaming victory dance, complete with hip-thrusts and "OH YEAAAAH!!"s. is that where the plural morpheme would go? sure, why the jesus not. ...i crack myself up.
whenever i'm sick i'm totally paranoid that no one will beleive me. that i need to prove it to my friends, my employer, my family, classmates and teachers. no, guys, seriously, i have strep. i'm sick. i list my symptoms expecting people to be cynical, like i'm faking it to get out of stuff or something. it's kinda weird. i'm always surprised when people say "oh no!! drink tea and get lots of sleep!" after all is say is "i'm sick." i'm like, "wait, you don't want to see my penicillin perscription? my swollen glands? my nine trashcans full of snotty kleenexes?*"
*those snotty kleneexes. thinking they're better than everyone else.
okay this picture made me laugh until i cried.
fro hat.
ohhhh man.
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